tastefullyoffensive:

[ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

[ferribitch]


spookyegberts:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT


Reblog / posted 1 day ago via zachsgay · © katara with 360,315 notes
katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014


genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.


blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN



dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates


darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11